A Great Way to Tell Elon Musk to Go to Hell
It's foolproof!
Elon. Musk.
The name alone is enough to make you wretch, and then start thinking up insults. Elon Musk is a petty tyrant, a billionaire baby, a vindictive snake, a right-wing rat, a symbol of everything rotten and repugnant about our political and economic system. His personal repulsiveness is matched only by his total idiocy. He sucks, is what we’re saying.
Why are we going on about this piece of refuse? Well, because he’s decided to screw with us.
As you may have seen, Elon Musk is currently at war with Substack—throttling links to some Substack sites and even suppressing tweets about said throttling of links. (The boring reason for this is that he is mad that Substack started its own Twitter-like thing. Full disclosure: we tried the new Substack thing. It felt more like a pretty regular social media thing than an Elon Musk assassination vehicle but that was just the vibe we got.) Our links still work for now, but that could change at any minute. You never know with this guy.
Elon Musk-era Twitter is not fun, but it’s still a major driver of traffic and subscriptions for sites like ours. If that’s cut off, we’d likely take a big financial hit.
It’s enough to make you want to get your revenge on this goon, right????
Well, luckily, we have the perfect solution. Becoming a paid Discourse Blog subscriber is an excellent way to tell Elon Musk to go to hell.
We would really, really, really prefer to stay out of all of this nonsense. But running a news site in 2023 means that, one way or another, you have to deal with the whims of evil rich tech people. And Musk’s latest whim is a threat to the future of Discourse Blog, this independent site that we built ourselves and that we love.
The only way we can protect ourselves against this loser’s erratic antics, and rob him of the satisfaction of exerting his dictatorial will over us, is if we can financially protect ourselves against his chaos as much as possible.
We don’t sell ads. We don’t do sponcon. We have no big corporate backers. We exist solely because of you, and other readers like you, and we work hard to earn your support. We would rather be able to keep doing that than worrying about what new bullshit Elon Musk will come up with this week!
So please: if you can, become a paid Discourse Blog subscriber. For as little as eight dollars a month, you can access all of our content, help us hold the powerful to account, sustain a vital alternative to the mainstream media, and get to (figuratively) spit right in Elon Musk’s stupid weird apartheid face. We think that’s a good deal.
If you’re able to, click the big purple button right below this paragraph, become a paid subscriber, and put Elon Musk in his place.
With your support, we can keep fighting for years to come—whatever Elon Musk does.
