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What Does Minnesota Have to Do to Get People to Stop Creating Freakishly Large Invasive Goldfish

What is going on????

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Jack Mirkinson
Jul 13, 2021
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Dear people of Minnesota: what is the deal with you and goldfish?

This is not a question I thought I would be asking, but I must ask it, because Minnesota is apparently drowning in goldfish issues.

The saga begins in the Minneapolis-area city of Burnsville. The city went viral recently for telling people to please stop throwing their goldfish away bec…

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