Conservative Freaks Are Running Out of Stuff They Don't Hate

An ouroboros of assholes in constant need of a new thing to eat.

May 31, 2023

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There are only so many things that make up our world. The universe might be endless and expanding and full of mysteries beyond our mortal comprehension, but we live here, on Earth, where there’s a limit to the amount of stuff a person can do, see, eat, or hate on any given day. And if that person happens to be one of the odious denizens of America’s grievance-fueled right wing, their already-limited number of Things That Are Allowed™ is getting smaller by the minute.

For instance, did you know that Chick-fil-A is radioactively woke now?

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