I Musk Insist You Shut the Fuck Up

The bleep-bloop space defender has logged on, and lost the plot.

"Elon Musk overlooking the remains of F9R" by jurvetson is licensed under CC BY 2.0

Every time I try (read: am encouraged by my editor) to think about Elon Musk, the folds in my brain yank themselves taunt until my gray matter is as smooth and featureless as one of the precious gems Musk's family pulled from their private emerald mine. This is, after all…