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J_'s avatar

I think they need to start investing in big puffy coats and padded pants. Let’s bundle his old ass up like a snowboarder.

ChinaB's avatar

I loved this article.

defective dynast's avatar

I'm excited to see him spend his entire second term all swaddled and in a baby bjorn on the back of the most junior secret service agent

JP's avatar

Could always deck him out in these: https://youtu.be/p9W6wNfzsIE

J_'s avatar

All while Biden’s gaggle of ill-behaved dogs snaps at the agent’s heels.

Brendan MacWade's avatar

I, for one, look forward to this republic violently ending because just enough Democrats didn't vote over the price of gasoline, seeing brown migrants trying to escape death, concern for retail stores having goods stolen and the horror of seeing Joe Biden trip and fall.

ChinaB's avatar

I thought it was imaginative and interesting. Sorry if you didn't.

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Sep 27, 2023
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Brendan MacWade's avatar

But still, we face a grim future. We can either bring on fascism and autocracy with Trump in 2024, or we can let Trump 2.0 put us in prison camps later. Either way, it's happening. If Biden falls down and gasoline is expensive, then it is happening sooner rather than later.

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Sep 27, 2023
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Brendan MacWade's avatar

I see escalation. 2016 Trump was "lock her up." 2024 Trump is "I want everyone who opposed me to be executed." I think the violent end to this republic is very near.