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Jesustwinsforever's avatar

Finally! I wish he suffered more and died younger!

Brendan MacWade's avatar

[Spits out wine]

WHAAAAAAAAAT!

I lived 50 years for this night, and particularly the last 31 years when I finally got educated on what the Doctor did to millions of people in at least 3 continents.

Lincoln Bergman's avatar

You said it Jack! On the radio we always called him "the Kissinger of Death!"

Satan’s Public Defender's avatar

YESSSSSSS!!!!! I’m so sorry that we couldn’t get this asshole whacked and sent to hell (a bunch of paperwork and bureaucratic bullshit thanks to that asshole upstairs, long story) but ladies and gentlemen…WE FINALLY GOT HIM!!! And yes Jack, we have him placed in a special circle in hell we’ve customized to maximize his misery 😜😈✊

Colin's avatar

They're breaking out the good china for dinner in Hell tonight

LiamC's avatar

One of my better birthday presents.

Jack Mirkinson's avatar

happy birthday!!!!!!

nocturnal's avatar

Henry Kissinger? Is Henry Kissinger even in this thing?

El Generico II's avatar

I just saw the news, thought about this series, then saw the email. Amazing timing all around.

Hope those millions of people are able to psychically punch Henry in the dick until the sun burns us out.

J_'s avatar

I am positively giddy about this ghoul finally expiring far far far after his sell-by date. I could levitate off the fucking ground imagining the hellraiser-esque shenanigans beelzebub and co have cooked up for him. I hope the maggots shit down his withered throat and that his grave and memory never knows a day of peace.

A_Very_Nice_Dog's avatar

I remember Stephen Colbert even kissed his ass.

Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream's avatar

How long did you guys have this in the can, just waiting?

Eric Deamer's avatar

You're not here for the measured sober defense of Kissinger?

Paul's avatar

Off doing regular living things. Checks news before bed and good novel. Thinks - Discourse should be all over this. Doh, two hours too late. Good job Jack, although I do worry his avatar will never go away.

Jack Mirkinson's avatar

thanks paul :) β€” what was the good novel?