I Hate the Heckin' Pupperino Presidency

Joe Biden is not your friend, and neither are his dogs.

Photos: Jill Biden Instagram

I have to make a confession at the beginning of this blog. Sometimes, in the privacy of my own home, I do baby talk to my cat. I say "we got a big slepper over here!!!" to my girlfriend when the cat is, in fact, asleep on the couch. When he is curled up on the bed, sometimes I say "wow. So smol." But then he stretches out and…