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Jul 10, 2020Liked by Aleks Chan, Rafi Schwartz

I said, "Man, what the hell?"

...when I looked at the clock earlier this week and realized I'd spent 45 valuable minutes reading Jesse Signal's TL. I blame Marchman for writing about The Letter at Motherboard.

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I agree it’s a good idea to blame more things on Marchman

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Right? That's a goat worth 'scapin.

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Jul 10, 2020Liked by Aleks Chan, Rafi Schwartz

Jim Jordan looks like he’s been rasslin’ in a sweat box. Like, dude, where’s your comb?

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Jul 10, 2020Liked by Rafi Schwartz

I googled how tall Matt Gaetz is and saw 5'7. That would put Jim Jordan at 5'2 or 5'3 in that photo. This made me extremely happy but then I realized that patriotgunnews.com is probably not a reliable source.

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It’s true — Jimmy J’s a wee lad.

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Jul 10, 2020Liked by Rafi Schwartz

That band slaps...nice find!

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Unreal, right?

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Jul 11, 2020Liked by Rafi Schwartz

Absolute rockers holy crap that was great

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Jul 10, 2020Liked by Rafi Schwartz

The absolutely smooth-brained Wayfair “conspiracy” that I spent half an hour trying to understand this morning. I was entirely happy to ignore it until I saw people I knew actually buying in. We already know Wayfair is bad, but I don’t think they’re involved in any human trafficking rings beyond their contracts with ICE. My MWTH of the day.

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I couldn’t bring myself to give it more than 17 seconds before my eyes glazed over and I blacked out completely

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Jul 10, 2020Liked by Rafi Schwartz

Yeah...nope. That Wayfair shit is the height of too muchness.

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I give it two weeks until someone storms one of their offices guns blazing, pizzagate style. Also, there are still pizzagate truthers out there! what the fuck!

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Jul 10, 2020Liked by Rafi Schwartz

This week...

my listserv blew up about evictocalypse. Now the apartment list survey- 30% not making home payments in July- even more fire..

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Jul 11, 2020Liked by Rafi Schwartz

I was 5 months behind on rent pre-Covid. I’ve been able to keep up on things since April, but I don’t know when or how i’m going to pay the piper for the back rent. Here’s hoping it will be a moot point when the class war kicks off in the next 6 weeks.

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Never knew Cool World had congressional representatives.

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Deep cut reference. +1.

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Oh Jimmy Jordan. The bane of Ohio’s 4th, and he’s not going anywhere. And now he’s palling around with Male Gaze, that dead-eyed Neanderthal. Great. Juuuuust great.

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I'm really looking forward to Alan Dershowitz "killing himself"

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