I’ll keep it brief, because I’ve gotta rush and figure out how to make this apple chicken concoction for Rosh Hashanah dinner, and given that I’m a total moron when it comes to cooking most things, there’s a good chance I’ll fuck it up and we’ll end up ringing in the new year (‘sup, 5781) with a pizza. Yeah, it’s been that kind of a week. Anyone else?

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