Man, What The Hell? Wisconsin Calling Edition

Plus pachyderms, pay raises, and Pixar castration.

Howdy folks and happy Friday. You made it. Good for you. This blog is the last thing standing between me and a weekend in Wisconsin, so I’m gonna try to keep things short and sweet for both your sake and mine — there’s beer and cheese and various combinations thereof a-callin’. Relatedly, if you ever find yourself in Osseo, WI, grab some pie at the Norske Nook—meringue as tall as your face, man.