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Merry Christmas, Discourse Blog's Two Jews Argue About Satan's Furniture

Does the devil sit on a comfy chair?

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The devil in his chair. (Buyenlarge/Getty Images)
Jack 9:18 AM are you sitting down Rafi 9:19 AM i am in my uncomfortable chair might relocate to the sofa soon who can say Jack 9:19 AM why don't you get a comfortable chair Rafi 9:19 AM because i have this one already, and i paid money for it? It's not uncomfortable, really it's just that there's no chair on earth that is comfortable when you sit on it 8 hours a day, every day, for years Jack 9:20 AM what about the chair jesus sits on i bet that's comfy that guy's got it all worked out
Rafi 9:20 AM Please, we all know he doesn't sit he stands well hangs Jack 9:20 AM ok what about god he's always sitting Rafi 9:20 AM okay yeah, but that's made of clouds Jack 9:20 AM but it's a chair that's probably comfy all the time though, to destroy my own logic you said no chair ON EARTH Rafi 9:21 AM Okay, well if you see a cloud chair on sale at office max, let me know Jack 9:21 AM i bet satan has a comfy chair
Hm  or is it fundamentally torturous  Jack 9:21 AM bc it would make all the people in hell feel even more uncomfy  Rafi 9:21 AM that's a good theological debate!  Jack 9:22 AM to be in bad chairs and see him lounging around Rafi 9:22 AM Is Satan's chair comfy  okay, but remember, he's in hell as punishment for himself, too  Jack 9:22 AM yeah but that was a while ago really feels like he's made the place his own by now  Rafi 9:22 AM "time to spruce up this pit, i guess" idk, he's probably still got a few boxes he hasn't unpacked yet  Jack 9:23 AM ok we can run this conversation at year's end maybe on christmas lol

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"Merry Christmas, Discourse's two jews argue about Satan's furniture" Jack 9:24 AM great idea i took screenshots Rafi 9:25 AM Honestly, it's not a terrible idea! Jack 9:25 AM uhhhhhhhh i know... when i said "great idea" Rafi 9:25 AM I'm AGREEING with you Jack 9:25 AM i was agreeing with you you came up with this idea and i was saying "yes" to it Rafi 9:26 AM Furniture Merry Christmas: Discourse's Two Jews argue about agreeing about arguing about Satan's Furniture

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Dec 20, 2023

AI could never come up with this premise or content... Happy holidays!

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Dec 21, 2023

Satan’s chair is comfy (everyone is v. jealous) but he’d really rather it wasn’t. He’s a bit of a pain pig.

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