Office Hours: Boob Toob

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom, and a poom-poom — just block your cam.

Screenshot: WGBH

By now you've probably heard that high profile New Yorker writer, occasional CNN pontificator, and alleged sex pest Jeffrey Toobin was busted with his Toob out during a video chat with Jane Mayer, Masha Gessen, Jelani Cobb, and other marquee names reportedly on the call.

Now, look: I'm not here to litigate the specifics of the alleged cra…