The first rule of Republican sex club is...
“Of the many sins Cawthorn has committed during his first year in office…”
Are you kidding? It hasn’t been like five years?
A little late to the key bump, comment orgy here, but this line killed me:
"Womack’s main objection to Cawthorn’s comments seem to be that many Republicans “go to bed at 9 p.m. and still use fax machines and flip phones” and so painting them all as sexy drug-doers without being specific about who was actually doing the sex and drugs was an unfair over-generalization."
"What, GOP?!?!?! You find over-generalizations unfair?!?!?! Huh...how about that????" - The GOP-Maligned Rest of America
We have to talk about how stupid/funny it is that some milbro moron has an entire right wing youtube channel called the "warrior poet society"
Everyone knows Mitch McConnell knows how to party
I’m pretty sure a coked up orgy hosted by GOP politicians qualifies as eldritch horror levels of awful.
I mean let’s be honest here, how fun would these Republican drug fueled sex parties be anyways? The only drug these people take is the reefer (there’s a stash of Dr. Pepper for that degenerate Romney of course) and the most kinky thing these people would ever do is fuck in a position other than missionary.
If Cawthorn is making any stink out of this then he’s an even sadder sack of tapioca than I ever thought possible.