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Paul's avatar

Showing my age, but time to drag out Ballad of a Thin Man and tweak it:

"But something is happening here and you don't know what it is

Do you, Mr. Patel?

VEE LAVALLEE's avatar

I wonder if Kash Patel is aware that he will be the first "under the bus?"

Aaron Roman's avatar

He's lying to keep his cushy job.

Virginia S. O'Possum's avatar

I really assumed he had some thyroid condition, like Marty Feldman's Graves' ophthalmopathy, so that we were obligated by simple decency not to notice it.

Claudia Siefer's avatar

Simple decency? Pass some of that on to Mr. Patel and his colleagues

Rene Saller's avatar

I believe he has strabismus, but your diagnosis is far more interesting.