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Paul's avatar

Showing my age, but time to drag out Ballad of a Thin Man and tweak it:

"But something is happening here and you don't know what it is

Do you, Mr. Patel?

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VEE LAVALLEE's avatar

I wonder if Kash Patel is aware that he will be the first "under the bus?"

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Virginia S. O'Possum's avatar

I really assumed he had some thyroid condition, like Marty Feldman's Graves' ophthalmopathy, so that we were obligated by simple decency not to notice it.

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Rene Saller's avatar

I believe he has strabismus, but your diagnosis is far more interesting.

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Aaron Roman's avatar

He's lying to keep his cushy job.

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