The phrase "slurp juice" makes it seems like we're in the dumbest chapter of human history. But cringe has always been human.
my favorite argument against constitutional originalism is that if you told george washington about any of this shit, he would just immediately shoot you with a gun
Time to rise and slurp, let's get this juice.
The moronic self confidence of the online NFT people is truly a sight to behold
Legitimately mad that I read that tweet. How dare you.
It's just tremendous what we're doing with our bored apes now isn't it? We're hearing more and more about apes and slurp juice and making more and we might seriously look into it...
I stg I thought this had to be parody when I first saw this tweet and nearly had a stroke when I realized it wasn’t. Assuming records from this period of history survive, and assuming future generations actually exist to read them, they will (rightfully) judge us harshly.
Say what you will about America but we are parting a fool and their money with peak efficiency.