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Simon Pollock's avatar

Fuck—and I mean this last part sincerely—that guy.

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biff_wonsley's avatar

Miller did Nazi see that coming.

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Michael Lieberman's avatar

It's Miller's Time!

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Rick's avatar

Why yes, I am playing "Celebration" on a loop, why do you ask?

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Jake's avatar

RUDY, RUDY, RUDY

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John Newhouse's avatar

First person to wish him the best gets a wedgie.

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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream's avatar

Couldn't have happened to a shittier guy.

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Your server, Kevin Hayden's avatar

Was that for Miller, the Michelle Obama ad, the Gettysburg speech, the advice from Goldman Sachs, the Fed Chair saying the rescue pkg was essential, the cancellation of the rescue pkg by Trump (till January), the stock mkt reaction to Trump doing that, or something else?

I like to know what each happy dance/shot of whiskey/celebratory joint is for. They are so rare this year, that I need to make sure that I'm getting the full available dosage.

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Colin's avatar

if you own a DC-area pawn shop that deals in nazi memorabilia you might want to self-quarantine for 14 days

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CMBoourns's avatar

Another instance of COVID affecting the elderly...Miller is 34 going on 80.

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defective dynast's avatar

wishing ol' stevie a hearty "it sucks to suck, bro"

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T@rigo.com's avatar

If this guy ever hast to go on a vent to later I hope it’s rectally

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T@rigo.com's avatar

Isn’t voice recognition wonderful NOT!!!

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Satan’s Public Defender's avatar

I’m not gonna make any strong declarations yet but safe to say it gets better and better!

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Jesustwinsforever's avatar

Rona can only take one, drumpf or Miller, who do you got?

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Ape Mummy's avatar

Good.

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