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Sourer_cream's avatar

Does any candidate have air superiority yet? Where are all the private plane parades? I'm worried the mega-rich from, like, Montana will be the first, and they're for sure all Trump supporters

Jack Crosbie's avatar

i don't know but i would LOVE to see two of those cessnas that pull the big air banners getting into a dogfight because one's hauling a TRUMP2020 banner and the other has a BIDEN one

Sourer_cream's avatar

I can't shake this vision that they'll tangle up in each other's banners and plummet to the ground, and it will be the most viral of all videos. Someone dubs Chocolate Rain over it for no discernable reason, and Biden pauses his campaign for a period of mourning of this great national tragedy.

And I'm sure something even stupider will actually happen, because it's 2020. And I need a drink.

were screwed's avatar

The old should lose the right to vote over the age of 65 or 70 or something. The world and more directly, our country, would be much better off. Im with you - let them fight.

Laurie C.'s avatar

Whoa! I'm over 65 and following this. What about all the old radicals?

were screwed's avatar

If ppl can't vote till they're 18 than my suggestion is take 18 years of the average life expectancy and that's the oldest anyone can vote.

I'm no spring chicken myself anymore but the plain fact of the matter is that the olds hold all the power and are deeply racist/conservative when taken as a whole.

Laurie C.'s avatar

OK. Taking away power isn't the solution. It's well known that many, many younger people fail to vote. Why do they not use their power instead? And change the electoral system so that a person who does not win the popular vote can't take office.

biff_wonsley's avatar

Nah, that's discriminatory. Give 'em half a vote.

Zap Brannagan's avatar

Someone needs to start welding lances to the front of these carts so they can joust

griffin_'s avatar

Is this... politics?

Laurie C.'s avatar

Hey guys! Golf carts are cool and kind to the environment. And don't be ageists against Biden supporters.

Burgoon's avatar

I will become a golf cart suicide bomber

Renuvian's avatar

Biden cart vs Trump cart, race across the new bridges. Winner gets to be President. Makes as much sense as the electoral college.

https://www.thevillages.com/whatsnew/lifestyle/bridges-nearing-completion

DeliciousMalk's avatar

they should fight at that statue of the founder of the villages.

Paul's avatar

Important question - are those carts with the 11 mph max speed retarder, or are they the fancy ones that go 25? The latter would allow for much better combat.