Man, What The Hell?: Oh, Hanukkah? Edition
Plus high tech heists, missing teeth, and some big booms.
Today is the first full day of Hanukkah, which began last night at sundown and will last for seven more evenings. At that point, Santa Claus himself will scootch down the chimney of every Jewish household on Earth and steal their menorah so he can melt it down to make ice skates and BB-guns for all the good gentile boys and girls.
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