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A_Very_Nice_Dog's avatar

When I was in high school, a giant billboard sign went up on the main highway into my smallish hometown. It was a black field with white letters, and it just read, "Your wife knows," and it stayed up for a month. People began to speculate, and pretty soon the consensus was that it had to be someone about to be very publicly blasted for having an affair.

The next month, the same billboard, same styling, read, "Your neighbors know." Speculation continued, but by this point, people had started to actually make some guesses, mostly based on who would have the money to do something this public for this long.

Month three, the billboard read, "Everyone knows." And at this point, it was practically common knowledge among teachers and kids and parents, at work and in church, that it was Dr. M****s' wife, because he was surely a known philanderer and she was a merciless bitch who would absolutely drag him like this.

The fourth month, the billboard read, "Everyone knows that the best deals on a Toyota are at Riverside Toyota," and the whole town had slandered a man.

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Jack Crosbie's avatar

not sure how substack organizes comments yet but we gotta push this one right up to the top

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Caitlin Schneider's avatar

!!!! okay this is inspired

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Kathleen Ballard's avatar

Enjoyed this monumentally! It brings to mind the film, “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri“ which certainly could have been inspired by your story!

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sickduck's avatar

This rules so hard

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