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Andrew's avatar

This isn't exactly my story but it's a family story.

When I was 10 or so I played junior hockey. I was pretty good! I wasn't the best student so it was great to have something that was *mine* and that earned me praise from my parents, which was pretty hard to come by.

During a game about halfway through the season, we were playing a team and just demolished them. It really wasn't fair, because the other team's goalie was getting knocked around pretty badly and in hindsight definitely should have been taken out of the game at some point.

To that end, the next day at breakfast me and my family were talking about how the game went. My mom was making the case that hockey is way too dangerous, and to illustrate her point, revealed that she found and kept some teeth that the other team's goalie lost during the game.

Incredibly disturbing stuff, and she even denied having them when Milhouse knocked on our front door asking if she took them.

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Caitlin Schneider's avatar

Mom!!!! Does she still have them??

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Andrew's avatar

I'm sorry Caitlin you did not deserve to get clowned like this. I passed off a joke from a Simpsons episode as my own story.

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Samantha Grasso's avatar

I demand a real tooth story, immediately

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Andrew's avatar

I sat in the waiting room as my partner was getting her wisdom teeth removed and I could hear the oral surgeon hammering away at three of her teeth because only one of them was in the right position to get pulled while. The rest had to be broken up and taken out in pieces!

It was…how you say? Upsetting!

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Caitlin Schneider's avatar

omfg....

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