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Kevin McNamee's avatar

Not for nothing, but American bald eagles have already shown a hatred of Trump, and I want to take back our national symbol.

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r_mc's avatar

How about blue jays? They're noisy (good for drowning out fascists) and warn other small birds when predators are nearby. Plus, they're smarties who know how to use tools.

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defineandredefine's avatar

No the point, I know, but of course trump found a white turkey to pardon.

Of course he did.

Also, crows, possibly in association with pigeons. That's my answer.

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SquizzRadical's avatar

"THE DOOCE!" *says in fratboy lower register* It's too bad it wasn't a spoonbill that tried to attack his hair. :)

I would like to see a flock of kinglets complete an antifa action. You just literally have these little angry tennis balls fly into a fascist crowd.

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