you're wrong. it's important the pope is an American at a time when America is in peril. in the 1980s the Church wanted to contain atheist Communism and chose a Polish pope almost like he was a sleeper cell. it's the same now.
Hell, I'm just happy (well, as I don't really care who the pope is, I care the same way I care about Marz as PM in Germany, so maybe "appeased"?) that it wasn't that Hungarian ghoul who I figured was the odds-on favorite: Definitely appears to be a MAGA-ish chud, would reel back the reforms of Bergoglio (as such they were), and wouldn't be one of those icky non-whites (because, who's kidding whom here). My John Paul I brain actually figured that Ratzinger's cabal had the election already in hand, which was why the conclave took only a couple of days.
Maybe they chose an American to negotiate a better trading deal and knock down the tariffs a bit?
Trying to come up with a witticism that hasn't already been made in the Defector Comment section is an exercise in futility, something the new Pope should know something about, being a Cubs fan and all.
you're wrong. it's important the pope is an American at a time when America is in peril. in the 1980s the Church wanted to contain atheist Communism and chose a Polish pope almost like he was a sleeper cell. it's the same now.
Not only that, he's a dude who read JD Vance for filth on Twitter.
Hell, I'm just happy (well, as I don't really care who the pope is, I care the same way I care about Marz as PM in Germany, so maybe "appeased"?) that it wasn't that Hungarian ghoul who I figured was the odds-on favorite: Definitely appears to be a MAGA-ish chud, would reel back the reforms of Bergoglio (as such they were), and wouldn't be one of those icky non-whites (because, who's kidding whom here). My John Paul I brain actually figured that Ratzinger's cabal had the election already in hand, which was why the conclave took only a couple of days.
Maybe they chose an American to negotiate a better trading deal and knock down the tariffs a bit?
Trying to come up with a witticism that hasn't already been made in the Defector Comment section is an exercise in futility, something the new Pope should know something about, being a Cubs fan and all.
The jokes write themselves.
1. No discernible comically farcical super fans accent.
2. His face is neither beet red nor ruddy.
3. He appears to be sub-200 pounds.
In conclusion, our new pope has absolutely no respect for his Chicago heritage. Very rude of Leo.
I think there should be an American pope, plus a regular pope. Kind of like sign language and measurement systems.
He’s a citizen of Peru as well. He’s the first American and first Peruvian pope.
Pope being American and not from NYC or Boston is insane