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I honestly would outlaw Renn Faires unless they were forced to douse the entire site in hog piss that had been left in open barrels to bake in the sun for a week first. Milady doesn't get to prance about in a flattering corset and his lordship doesn't get to LARP as a duke without some authentic stink forced into their noses at all times.

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Virginia S. O'Possum's avatar

There should just be way more animals at historic sites doing what animals do -- shedding, pissing, shitting, whinnying, baaaing, hauling stuff, being milked, being sheared, etc. Really a cacophony of sensory inputs we've mostly forgotten. But RenFaires are a fantasy -- you wouldn't want to get cow pats and road apples on your Mylar fairy wings.

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