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b-rar's avatar

I was in the armed services and deployed in one of America's recent embarrassingly failed wars of conquest. I packed a memory foam mattress topper and a French press in my gear box. I absolutely would have got my shit wrecked on Normandy Beach.

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Jack Crosbie's avatar

you say that now but what if that french press deflects an MG42 round that was otherwise headed straight for your neck and the foam mattress topper helps you make it over a roll of barbed wire??? come on man you're not even trying

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