I say send him back to his homeland as well. Which is Germany cuz they’re fucking German and the fact everyone goes along with the “Windsor” facade is insane. Although given Trump’s family’s history with name changes he doesn’t have much of a leg to stand on there I suppose.
I say send him back to his homeland as well. Which is Germany cuz they’re fucking German and the fact everyone goes along with the “Windsor” facade is insane. Although given Trump’s family’s history with name changes he doesn’t have much of a leg to stand on there I suppose.
I actually have had another idea: the Windsors should be exiled to the Falkland Islands.
There are a number of reasons this would be ideal:
(1) The Falkland Islands are a safe distance from Great Britain and every other Commonwealth, so the Windsors would not be tempted to meddle there.
(2) The Falkland Islands are one of the only places the British have occupied that did not have an indigenous population for them to genocide. (The main alternative that comes to mind is Pitcairn Island, which would be inhumane. Maybe Andrew Windsor could be sent to Pitcairn Island on his own, though.)
(3) The Falkland Islands are indistinguishable from Scotland, so the Windsors would feel right at home, especially if they got to relocate Balmoral and the Falkland Palace in Fife to live in there.
(4) The Falklanders are insane and jingoistic, and they are roughly the appropriate population size to still have a tribal leader, so they would absolutely adore the Windsors, unlike the people of modern Britain. This is to say that the Windsors would probably actually be happier there than they are now.
(5) It would annoy Argentina (to an extent that would be extremely funny).
Anyway yeah then the criteria for any Windsor being allowed to leave the Falkland Islands would be converting to Roman Catholicism, at which point they might as well just move to Argentina (or Brazil, or Portugal, considering Portugal’s centuries-long alliance with Britain, but definitely not to Spain).
Also the precedent for this obviously is Napoleon’s exile in Saint Helena, only the Falklands would be more of a humane rehabilitation for the Windsors than it would be a prison.
I’d be completely on board with this. The falklands are more unhinged about their faith to the crown than anyone else. So why not give them those inbred freaks. As a treat.
I say send him back to his homeland as well. Which is Germany cuz they’re fucking German and the fact everyone goes along with the “Windsor” facade is insane. Although given Trump’s family’s history with name changes he doesn’t have much of a leg to stand on there I suppose.
I actually have had another idea: the Windsors should be exiled to the Falkland Islands.
There are a number of reasons this would be ideal:
(1) The Falkland Islands are a safe distance from Great Britain and every other Commonwealth, so the Windsors would not be tempted to meddle there.
(2) The Falkland Islands are one of the only places the British have occupied that did not have an indigenous population for them to genocide. (The main alternative that comes to mind is Pitcairn Island, which would be inhumane. Maybe Andrew Windsor could be sent to Pitcairn Island on his own, though.)
(3) The Falkland Islands are indistinguishable from Scotland, so the Windsors would feel right at home, especially if they got to relocate Balmoral and the Falkland Palace in Fife to live in there.
(4) The Falklanders are insane and jingoistic, and they are roughly the appropriate population size to still have a tribal leader, so they would absolutely adore the Windsors, unlike the people of modern Britain. This is to say that the Windsors would probably actually be happier there than they are now.
(5) It would annoy Argentina (to an extent that would be extremely funny).
Anyway yeah then the criteria for any Windsor being allowed to leave the Falkland Islands would be converting to Roman Catholicism, at which point they might as well just move to Argentina (or Brazil, or Portugal, considering Portugal’s centuries-long alliance with Britain, but definitely not to Spain).
Also the precedent for this obviously is Napoleon’s exile in Saint Helena, only the Falklands would be more of a humane rehabilitation for the Windsors than it would be a prison.
I’d be completely on board with this. The falklands are more unhinged about their faith to the crown than anyone else. So why not give them those inbred freaks. As a treat.
Also, if you’re not familiar with Pitcairn Island, look it up on Wikipedia to see why it would be inhumane to send them there instead…
Also, two words: Love Island.
Though Love Island would definitely be inhumane.
Hey, the Spencers are English though and through! Why else do you think Harry is capable of chewing his own food?!?