I had surgery two weeks ago for an obstruction between my kidney and bladder. It went very well and they apparently removed the catheter while I was still under. They asked me to piss before I could leave and COULD NOT MAKE IT HAPPEN. Eventually, after much straining and a BURNING desire to go home, I managed a bit of dark urine. They sa…
I had surgery two weeks ago for an obstruction between my kidney and bladder. It went very well and they apparently removed the catheter while I was still under. They asked me to piss before I could leave and COULD NOT MAKE IT HAPPEN. Eventually, after much straining and a BURNING desire to go home, I managed a bit of dark urine. They said I'd have to go again before I could be released. No dice.
Eventually the doctor gave me an ultimatum....I could have a catheter inserted and go home immediately or I could stay overnight with no catheter.
Gentle reader...as the doctor brought over the catheter packaging I started thinking of sounding videos and other weird dick play I've seen in porn videos and thought "well, if some people do it for pleasure how bad can it be?"
Bad
Even in the haze of my narcotics it was unpleasant. Think of what a catheter insertion is like and multiply that by 1000.
It stayed in for two days and the day of removal I was terrified. It took three seconds at the doctor's office and wasn't bad at all.
I had surgery two weeks ago for an obstruction between my kidney and bladder. It went very well and they apparently removed the catheter while I was still under. They asked me to piss before I could leave and COULD NOT MAKE IT HAPPEN. Eventually, after much straining and a BURNING desire to go home, I managed a bit of dark urine. They said I'd have to go again before I could be released. No dice.
Eventually the doctor gave me an ultimatum....I could have a catheter inserted and go home immediately or I could stay overnight with no catheter.
Gentle reader...as the doctor brought over the catheter packaging I started thinking of sounding videos and other weird dick play I've seen in porn videos and thought "well, if some people do it for pleasure how bad can it be?"
Bad
Even in the haze of my narcotics it was unpleasant. Think of what a catheter insertion is like and multiply that by 1000.
It stayed in for two days and the day of removal I was terrified. It took three seconds at the doctor's office and wasn't bad at all.
scene
Winced reading this / really wish I hadn’t learned about sounding a few months ago!!
Oh, the horrible things we have all learned about in the past six months!
Came here for a catheter play reference; was not disappointed.