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Michael Burns's avatar

So anyone come up with any cool new ways to convince themselves that a Joe Biden presidency won't lead to a further right/center journey from the Democrats?

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Katherine Krueger's avatar

white claw has new flavors out

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Michael Burns's avatar

Hope rises from the cold drinks section

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Jack Mirkinson's avatar

have you tried deep denial тАФ that often works wonders

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Michael Burns's avatar

need to ask my therapist to help with that.

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Jen Dick's avatar

Can't say I like it at all, but I'm trying to console myself with working to get more progressives elected so we can topple the corporatists.

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Jack M's avatar

But also I've started drinking more whiskey

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Ape Mummy's avatar

I just tell myself that heтАЩll probably be dead in 4 years, and his VP/heir apparent may not completely suck.

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Jack M's avatar

My naive take is that much like how it seems that Trump helped spark elections for progressive Dems, a centrist president at this particular capital-M Moment could inspire the same thing. "See, even just being a Democrat" messaging could probably go a long way.

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Morgan Albertson's avatar

Could you expound on the back half of that?

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JoeBiden'sForeskinVoltron-Face's avatar

Thinking about how anything from a punch to a high five accidentally connecting with his face (or Abs) would be absorbed into the patchy wrinkles and dissolved by the snappy botox walls beneath, as the would-be attacker's fingernails emerge from his gums as new teeth

the world will recoil in horror, and realize that Joe Biden's face skin is only a metaphor for the anti-progress ideological voltron of which each piece was piloted perfectly into his brain by bad faith ideologues and lobbyists alike with the sole intent of "Governing, the American Way" by process of (TomHardy's Inception CharacterName) fan-fic LARPing

thakns for coming at my ted tlak:)

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