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"Hutchinson — who, let us not forget, diligently worked in in the Trump White House until this point"

This needs to be repeated over and over. She's in pictures happily laughing with some of The Worst Trump-Adjacent People, so she wasn't, y'know, uncomfortable. Also, she was an aide to Ted Cruz, so she has experience working with the Absolute Worst of Humanity. Whether or not her testimony leads to criminal charges against Trump or his associates . . .

<waits for hysterical laughter to die down>

she's probably just doing what everyone else who exited that cesspool did, which is launder her reputation to the point that she starts getting invited to parties and job interviews again (once the death threats die down).

I mean, yes, I do have sympathy for a 25 year old woman going against the apparatus that employed her and is now probably going to result in her having to go into some form of witness protection, but I'd be shocked if she isn't already eyeing a position in the DeSantis campaign.

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I think we’ve all known about his extreme immaturity and psychopathy since he gleefully, willingly, crudely imitated and mocked a disabled reporter.

To call him a toddler is an insult to toddlers though. 😏 All the toddlers I’ve known were wonderful budding human beings - full of energy, curiosity, pure joy and eager to learn. The waste of space known as donald trump has never possessed even a sliver of those qualities.

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The more I hear about this, the more I am convinced that the January 6th committee will accidentally convict Steve Cohen (D-TN) for telling Marsha Blackburn to jump off a bridge in 2018.

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Lol. Incapable of parody.

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strong "and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me" vibes in the limo story. I think if she had continued it would have ended up with "and the president pooped himself and it smelled so bad they all died"

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Ms. Hutchinson said what we all were thinking...

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Think of all the energy trump expended from his battery’s reserve on his failed choke out maneuver! Think of the shortened lifespan he’ll now have because he wasted so much effort and filled his diaper over the prospect of not being able to march shoulder to shoulder with his hog supporters. What a waste.

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