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Do You Think Trump Saw "Wicked: For Good" Yet?

Discourse Pod #06: Trump ♡ Zohran

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Winter Blankets for Families

Olivia Nuzzi's Nine Lives

Discourse Pod #05: Staring Into the Epstein Files Abyss

We Need to Be Bullying Political Nepo Babies More

Never Forget Who Screwed Up All the Planes

Bari Weiss's One-Woman War on Quality

Discourse Pod #04: BAKE OFF RECAP SPECIAL

Discourse Pod #03: What Zohran Mamdani's Win Means

We Got a Hot Mayor

The Best Genre of Video Is "ICE Clown Falls Down"

Discourse Pod #02: Elections Preview!

Birds of the Week: Verreaux's Eagle and Tropical Royal Flycatcher

We Have to Talk About Donald Trump's Brain

Discourse Pod #01: The Graham Platner Problem

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: a 22-Year-Old Widow and Her Children

Graham Platner Isn't Passing the Test

Discourse Pod #0: I Don't Wanna Be (Anything)

Bird of the Week: Emu

Give Me a Fucking Break Kamala

It's All PR From Here On Out

Bari Weiss Is Having a Terrible Week

Gaza Still Needs You

Donald Trump Is No Peacemaker

What Does Kash Patel See in the Shadows of Washington

Palestine Is Still Here

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Asmaa and Her Daughters

This Is the Plan

The Nuremberg Clown Rally

We're Being Ruled Over by the World's Biggest Losers

Who's the Grossest Member of the Trump Administration?

Jimmy Kimmel Won't Save the First Amendment

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Baby Maryam Needs a Tent

Charlie Kirk Is Not Jesus

Let's Try Not Being Absolute Cowards For a Change

They Want You Shot By The Smoothest-Cheeked Stormtroopers

These Dead Palestinian Kids Missed the Memo on the U.S. Hating Political Violence

You Really Don't Have to Give It Up to Charlie Kirk

The American Years of Lead are Here

On Blue Cities and Women's Bodies

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Hadeel's Birth Fund

Bird of the Week: Barking Owl

Vile Grifters Are Taking Over Establishment Media

Oh Boy, Bari Weiss' ScamU is 'Being Honest about Inequality'

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Help Duaa's Parents

Guns Are the Problem, Period

Imagine If This Was Any Other Toy

Permission Given

Andrew Cuomo's Constant Humiliation Is One of the Only Good Things Happening These Days

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Help Abdul Get a Phone

Donald Trump Is Absolutely Not Going to Heaven

Everyone is Making Boatloads of Money in Washington D.C.

The Men Who Shout At Grok

Bari Weiss Is Doing Nazi Shit

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Rida and Her Family

A Controversial Take on the Concept of "Summer"

They're Huge Babies. All of 'Em

The Enraging Betrayal of Murdered Palestinian Journalists

Bird of the Week: Piping Plover

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Noor and Her Family

Welcome to the United States. That Will Be $15,000 Please

BREAKING: OLD MAN ON ROOF

Gaza Fundraiser of the Week: Mohammed and Rima

The Worst Campaign Book Season of All Time Is Here

How Old Does This Man Look To You

It Is Literally Too Late For This Bullshit

Bird of the Week: Scarlet Ibis

Love for Palestine Is All Around Us

Elon Musk Has Somehow Created a Bad Diner

This Hunter Biden Fella Makes Some Good Points

Prepare For Ol Donny Trump to Wriggle Out of This One

These Substack Kids Wouldn't Last One Shift in the Blog Mines

Gavin Newsom Is a Garbage Person

These Demons Deserve to Argue About Jeffrey Epstein Forever

Bari Weiss Is a Perfect Fit For CBS News

What the Fuck Are We Doing

Elon Musk's Pet AI Is Off the Rails

The Horror of Hakeem Jeffries' Ultra-Cringey Instagram

The New York Times Has Hit a Desperate New Low

Rest In Pieces, G/O Media

I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Shouldn't Buy Concentration Camp Merch

People Don't Like Israel Because Israel Is Committing Genocide

Behold: Your Perfect Gay Pets!

Zohran Mamdani's Win is Dividing His Enemies

Zohran Mamdani's Victory Is the Sweetest Thing

Hot Mayor 2025: It's Time

The Biggest Lies We're Being Told About the Iran War

CNN's Despicable Platforming of Brett McGurk

Abolishing ICE Is the Least We Can Do

Brad Lander Showed Democrats What to Do

What Protesting Is Really About

Meet These Beautiful Gender-Defying Birds

The Only Rule Left Is the Rule of the Gun

MAGA's Digital Narcs are the Shittiest People on Earth

So We're Doing This Nonsense Again

Tell Us About Your Gay Pets!!!

LET TRUMP AND ELON FIGHT TO THE DEATH

Breakfast Sucks

The GOP Death Cult Finally Gets the Mascot It Deserves

You're Either With Greta Thunberg or Lindsey Graham

Duolingo Can Go to Hell

Call It a Genocide, Bernie

The Manosphere's Worst Influencers Might Finally Be Going Down

Thanks a Lot, Gavin Newsom

What Bird Has the Most Three-Day Weekend Vibes?

Suggestion: Please Leave Congress If You're Actively Dying

Kristi Noem is a Moron. That's the Point.

This Is What Evil Looks Like

Logan Rozos Is a Real One

New York City Deserves a Hot Mayor

Fuck These People Forever!!!

Did RFK Jr. Get a Second Brain Worm From Swimming In Poop Water?

It's Time for John Fetterman to Go

Fascism Got You Down? Shave Your Head!

The Catholic Church Is So Washed

Colleges Have to Do Something About AI

Whatever Happened to Shame?

Sorry We're Still Mad About the Genocide

The Best Birds to Fight Fascism

Good Things Are Still Possible

'Abolish ICE' Was Always Right

Nobody Is More Pathetic Than These Billionaire Losers

What's the Best Bird to Fight Fascism With?

It's Time to Give the UK to Ireland

None of This Is a Distraction

Here's Who's Trying to Kill Me This Week

Did Meeting JD Vance Kill the Pope?

The Blue Origin Flight Was the Worst Thing I've Ever Seen

Elon Musk's ‘Legion’ of Offspring is a Dystopian Freakshow

This Is Why You Don’t Play Footsie with Fascists

The Democrats' Marco Rubio Shame Is Eternal

FOWL HYSTERIA 2025: THE WINNER

Geriatric Democrats Are Dropping Like Flies

A Masterful Gambit, Mr. President!

A Few Bad Things I Think Could Happen Very Soon

I'm Starting to Think A Lot of Rich People Might Be Idiots

FOWL HYSTERIA 2025: THE FINAL

What's the Longest Filibuster You Could Do?

Elon Musk Eats Shit in Wisconsin

The Martyrdom of Luigi Mangione

The Fascists Are Having a Ball

FOWL HYSTERIA 2025: FINAL FOUR

The Price of Criticizing Israel Has Never Been Higher

The Horror at the Heart of the 'Houthi PC Small Group' Airstrikes

That Atlantic Story is Very Very Bad But Also Very Very Funny

Don't Cry for Paul Weiss

FOWL HYSTERIA 2025: ROUND 3

State Seals, Ranked

Columbia University Sold its Soul for $400 Million

John Roberts Is Increasingly Unnerved by the Leopard Eating His Face

Fuck Schumer

FOWL HYSTERIA 2025: ROUND 2

Don't Give the Bastards an Inch

Gavin Newsom's Big Red Gambit

OMG ADL, STFU & GTFO

This Is What Fascism Looks Like

FOWL HYSTERIA 2025: ROUND ONE

The AI Assistants Can All Go to Hell

Democrats Still Have No Idea How to Respond to Donald Trump

The Fatal Mistake People Keep Making About DOGE

The Pro-Genocide Babies Are Losing Their Minds Again

PRESENTING: OSCARS CONCLAVE 2025

I'm Pretty Tired of Being Ruled by the World's Biggest Tools

The Oligarchs Aren't Being Particularly Subtle Anymore

Why Is Bari Weiss Carrying Water For Nazis?

Democrats Say Literally Anything About the War on Trans People Challenge

Bird of the Week: Northern Cardinal

Thank God for Karla Sofía Gascón's Tweets

The Tyranny of LinkedIn Must Be Stopped

I'm Not So Sure About This Uber-For-Hired-Goons App

A Special Salute to Our Favorite Presidents

There's Only One Way to Bring Elon Musk Down

Why Are You Voting for a Single One of These Monsters You Useless Shits

I Can't Believe These Demons Wear Hokas to Work

A Sincere Thank You to This Republican Idiot

The New York Times Has Some Goddamn Nerve

Bird of the Week: Bald Eagle

We're Not Getting Any of This Money Back

What the Hell Is Wrong With You People

Elon Musk Knows Crime

Do Something For Fuck's Sake

Bird of the Week: Long-Tailed Paradise Whydah

The DC Air Disaster Is Only the Beginning

The Chaos Is the Point

Seven Days of Hell

We Have to Watch the Democrats Like Hawks

Reflections on the Ceasefire in Gaza

You Can't Be Ambushed If You're the President

Trump's Easy Targets

It's Time to Trust Our Own Eyes

No Hell Is Hot Enough for Joe Biden

Crony Capitalism Isn't New. It's Just More Annoying Now.

Never Again

You Are Not Actually Required to Watch the Inauguration

The World We Once Knew Is Gone

Help the Survivors of the LA Fires

You're Not Going to Find Someone to Blame

Look At This Loser

I Honestly Forgot How Dumb This Is Going to Be

We'll Never Bend the Knee